Baby animals walking you down the isle.

Hey y’all!

So I have been asked several times recently “How is the wedding planning going?” and I always make up some shit to make it seem like I’m doing something. Honestly, I have been doing nothing. No clue what to do. It’s so confusing.

Zach’s mom has been kind enough to send us links for different venues in FL (we live in Seattle now but his family is in FL… so we’re gonna do it there), going to some of these places, getting us plans and rates. Some have been better than others…. then today… today she found us a gem.

Apparently the Brevard Zoo has a reception “hall” where people have weddings.. yes, at the zoo. My initial thought that it’s interesting, could be fun, funny, and cute… and then she gave me another piece of information that completely blew my mind. THEY BRING OUT BABY ANIMALS DURING THE RECEPTION IF YOU WANT THEM TO !!!!!!!!! baby!!! animals!!!! walking!! with me!!! down the aisle!!!!!!! WHHAATTT!!! oh what a world we live in.

So I just wanted to share with all of you that little piece of information. Can you imagine walking down the isle and seeing this little adorable thing?

That’s all I got for now. I will be researching a few more places this weekend and fill you in!

Later losers,

Xoxo,

(NOT) Bridezilla.

Lets All Put Salads On Our Faces.

So Yesterday I had the wonderful and embarrassing experience that women seem to love so much- going to Sephora. I’m not kidding or exaggerating, this is how it went:

Me: “Hi! I came here without makeup today so you can see how dry my skin is. I am looking for umm.. well I already have that thingy that goes on your face first..-“

Sephora elite: “Do you mean a sponge?”

Me: “No.. why would I mean a sponge… that liquidy thing”

Sephora elite: “Oh. Foundation.”

Me: “Yeah sure. I like it though. I wanted to look into maybe skin care or like a primer”

Sephora elite: “What kind of foundation do you use?”

Me: “Ummm… well I think its the one that.. oh crap I cant remember…” ANNNDDDD then we just have multiple moments of silence while she looks at me as if I am the dumbest person in the world.

Oh but dont get me wrong, it was great! I bought $55 worth of different eyeliner since I couldnt decide which one I want (this will come with NO surprise to my close friends and family) and I got samples of these ridiculously expensive creams and oils for my face that were so so small. Kind of reminded me in a way of those super expensive restaurants with TINY good for nothing plates of food that just make you want to say when youre done “well that was fun… want to go out for dinner now?”

But then it hit me. I dont necessarily need to buy THOSE pretentious products that are made of KALE (why? why on earth would that be a good thing for my skin?) some kind of Goji Berry extract and other words products that honestly made it sound as if she is describing a salad. But I do need to take care of myself. I recently started taking care of my hair since it is absolutely FRIED. Between Biotin pills, Biotin shampoo, Argan oil mask, Argan oil serum and this other stay in cream thingy… my hair is 100000 times better!!!!

I am also taking care of my body, trying to eat healthy again and starting a new gym routine.. why not my face as well? I love my face. Honestly. I do. I SHOULD take care of it, the same way I take care of every other piece of my exterior self (my interior needs some work too… I get a “little” bitchy when I’m hungry. My mom carries snacks in the purse whenever we go out just in case. Not even kidding).

Soooooo yeah. Thats my bit for today. Wedding bells are a coming and I DO NOT want to be one of those people who look back at their wedding photos and almost make it a family joke. Although I will probably do something so stupid and clumsy at my own wedding that it probably WILL end up being a family joke.

Alright I’ve been talking for too long.

Later losers!

Xoxox,

(NOT)Bridezilla.

Well, Here we go.

Alright, here it goes! Starting my new blog. Huh. Not as exciting as I thought.

….Ok, let’s start over.

Hey guys! (I’m saying ‘guys’ as if I believe someone besides my close friends and family will ever read this). My name is Shanee and I just recently got engaged. My fiancé and I just decided on a wedding date(s), and I am STOKED. We are going to have two weddings- one in the US and one in Israel (where I’m from), and I mean, what’s better than having TWO days when everything is about you and how pretty you are?

BBUUUUUTTT at the same time I’m thinking “damn, I really shouldn’t have had those three and a half donuts today”. So I thought that if I go completely ‘basic’, make a new years resolution of “new year new me”, go to the gym and stop eating nothing but sugar and document it to the world to see (who am I kidding), I might feel like I owe something to all you people I don’t know and perhaps will think twice before I go on my next donut binge.

So, I’m not exactly sure what I’m going to write about. Maybe my wedding planning? Fitness routine? How I hope to fit into an amazingly stupendous wedding dress that no matter what cut it will be my dad will think it has too much boobage? What I eat? Who knows. I’ll figure it out.

I think my first step is to actually find out how to open a blog. Yup. That’s right. I am currently writing this post, 12/21/2018, on Word. I wonder how long it’ll take until this will actually appear on a blog. I bet against myself saying another 10 days- a combo of fear of technology, laziness, and being cheap not wanting to pay a fee while at the same time buying worthless shit I don’t need from Amazon.

Lets all find out together!

Later losers,

Xoxo,

(NOT) Bridezilla.

P.S – It is now 01/05. I only now am publishing this… so… a total of… 16 days. Ugh. I am THAT lazy.